Is your SEO provider
down the pub?
You're paying good money every month for SEO. But while you're waiting for results, is your agency actually doing the work — or are they three pints deep at The Red Lion? Get an independent audit from experts who've been in the trenches for 20+ years.
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Sound familiar?
Your SEO agency said everything is fine
You've been paying for months but can't see any real ranking improvements.
The monthly reports look impressive, but you don't understand what they actually mean.
You asked about traffic and got a wall of jargon instead of a straight answer.
You suspect they're doing the bare minimum — or worse, nothing at all.
You've Googled your own business and you're nowhere to be found.
If any of this sounds familiar, you need a second opinion.
While you're paying for SEO,
is your agency down the pub?
Let's be honest. The SEO industry has a problem. Too many agencies take the money, send a fancy report full of jargon, and call it a day. Meanwhile, your rankings haven't moved, your traffic's flat, and you're left wondering if anyone's actually doing any work.
We've seen it hundreds of times. Agencies charging thousands a month while doing little more than running an automated report and forwarding it with a "keep going, it takes time" email. Some of them are probably reading this right now — between pints.
That's exactly why we exist. We're the second opinion your business deserves.
What we actually do
We audit your SEO.
Then tell you the truth.
100% human-led analysis, powered by industry-leading tools. We don't sell SEO services — we verify them. That means zero bias, zero upsell.
Technical SEO Audit
We crawl your site like Google does. Broken links, slow pages, indexing issues, schema markup — we find what your agency missed.
Traffic & Rankings Analysis
We look at your actual organic traffic, keyword positions, and visibility trends. Not vanity metrics — real performance data.
On-Page Content Review
Are your pages optimised for the right keywords? We check title tags, meta descriptions, headings, and content quality.
Backlink Profile Check
Backlinks are still a top ranking factor. We assess your link profile for quality, toxicity, and missed opportunities.
Competitor Gap Analysis
We show you exactly where your competitors are outranking you — and what it would take to close the gap.
Expert Recommendations
A clear, jargon-free action plan. What to fix first, what to prioritise, and what to stop wasting money on.
Real expertise
We've been doing this since before
Google was a verb.
Our team has worked directly in the SEO industry for over two decades. We've seen every algorithm update, every trend, and every shortcut that agencies try to get away with. We know what good SEO looks like — and we know when someone's taking the mickey.
We don't sell SEO retainers. We have zero incentive to exaggerate.
Our audits are 100% human-led, supported by professional tools.
We speak plain English. You'll understand every word of your report.
We've worked with businesses of every size — local shops to enterprise brands.
How it works
Three steps to the truth
Submit your details
Fill in our quick intake form with your website URL and a few details about your current SEO situation.
We run the audit
Our experts analyse your site using professional tools and two decades of hands-on experience.
Get your report
Receive a clear, honest assessment with actionable recommendations. No jargon, no upsell.
What you'll receive
A report you can
actually understand.
Overall Health Score
A clear picture of your site's SEO performance, domain strength, and estimated organic traffic.
Technical Issues Found
Every crawl error, speed issue, and technical problem — categorised by severity.
Keyword Opportunities
Where you should be ranking but aren't — and what it would take to get there.
Expert Action Plan
A prioritised list of recommendations from our senior SEO consultants.
"We finally understood what our SEO agency had been doing — or rather, not doing. The report was eye-opening and gave us a clear path forward."
Business Owner
E-commerce Company, London